Almost like a real, functional person

I'm pitifully awkward and disgustingly dorky, but sometimes I try to exist in the real world.
My name is Alaina. I'm a freshman in college, double majoring in philosophy and political science. I'm ultra-liberal; I don't eat meat; I want to join the peace corps; and I pretend to be a really good person.
I'm also an atheist, bisexual demon who will eat your soul.
I'm a crazy idealist, but I'm fairly well versed in cynicism, which results in an annoying ball of contradictions. (Like, really annoying. If anything says "read more," don't because it's probably really fucking annoying.)
I'm just a ball of dorkery and fuckery and I hope you enjoy what comes of it.
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